cute cat

๐ŸŒธ Will you go on a date with me? ๐ŸŒธ

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Wait you actually said yes?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I was so ready for you to say no ๐Ÿ˜…

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Soโ€ฆ when are you free?

What are we feeling? ๐Ÿฝ๏ธโœจ

pick your vibe

glad you didn't say no. be ready by 6, I'm coming to get you ๐Ÿš—

P.S. normal people text. I made a website, during lunch, for you. no big deal.

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one small fee

to confirm your acceptance of this date, please complete the following transaction. totally normal. everyone does this.

Date Agreementโ„ข $499one-time fee โ€ข non-refundable โ€ข absolutely worth it
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just kidding. it's free.

No payment, ever. Your date is locked in:

See you soon ๐ŸŒธ